Flood Damage is seXXXee. FREE TRACK for YOU!

October 15, 2015 at 7:56 am (Music) (, )

This one is a long time fan favorite. Even if you don’t know it by heart, you know it’s the one where I tend to get naked on stage, when we play it live. Enjoy and share!

(Buy the album at http://michaelallenrose.storenvy.com directly from the artist!)

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Flood Damage – Instructions For The Assembly Of God(s)

December 1, 2014 at 4:18 pm (Uncategorized) (, , , , , , , , , , )

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The full length album “Instructions For The Assembly Of God(s)” by Flood Damage is finally here! Flood Damage is, as usual, Michael Allen Rose, but this one features contributions from Sean Payne of Cyanotic, Mike Reidy, Karen Righeimer and Myke Shuberg of WORM and Now I’m Nothing, Peter Propaganda of JiLt, Dorian Starchild of Psyclon Nine, Flood Damage regulars Michael Gerberding (The flying squirrel) and Miss Exxxotica Chicago 2013 Viva La Muerte as well as Zivity / Gods Girls model Sauda Namir and more!

PHYSICAL CD AVAILABLE AT THE NEW STORE!!! http://michaelallenrose.storenvy.com

You can pick it up on your online retailer of choice:

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/instructions-for-assembly/id943570235

Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Flood_Damage_Instructions_for_the_Assembly_of_God_?id=Byupnemnnpjxrgbi7woj2q3yqpu

EMusic: http://www.emusic.com/album/flood-damage/instructions-for-the-assembly-of-gods/15460594/

Spotify: https://play.spotify.com/album/7J8BMa5vL9uu9S06ctExVg?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

RippleTunes: http://rippletunes.com/album/Flood-Damage/Instructions-for-the-Assembly-of-God-S-/943570235/t0

Deezer: http://http://www.deezer.com/album/9201563

Any others you find, feel free to share in the comments! Machine rock industrial madness! Check it out and make sure you let me know if you dig it! FLOOD DAMAGE LOVES YOU!

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Us vs. Them: Round 1

December 30, 2009 at 8:27 am (Music, Work) (, , , )

The music floats into my office through the open door. I keep it open because I don’t want to seem unapproachable. She’s singing along to it, the receptionist in the rolly-chair. It’s praise music. I fire up my last.fm account, randomize it to play my library and hit play. This battle will be epic.

ROUND 1

Hers: “Praise him. PRAAAAAISE him! He is RISEN!”

Mine: “I got an F and a C, and I got a K too, and the only thing that’s missing is a bitch like U…”

Hers: “Hallelujah, he is risen!”

Mine: “You wanted perfect? I got your perfect, now I’m too perfect for someone like you. What’s my name? What’s my name? Ha ha, ha ha. Hold the S, because I am an ‘ain’t.'”

ANALYSIS:

Jesus rose up early in round 1 and was roundly praised by the crowd for his magical dance moves and fancy footwork. The crowd was excited to see him back for another fight.

Marilyn Manson comes in to represent the other corner, and boy is he mad. He comes out swinging with some trash talk, and calls out his opponent using some somewhat shaky wordplay.

Jesus lands a right cross, rising once again. His hovering certainly throws his opponents off. It looks like it’s time for the Hallelujah! He’s setting up for his finishing move! And…

No, Manson counters with the “too perfect.” Manson is now officially too perfect for Jesus, despite all the rising that’s going on in the ring. Christ can’t touch his pasty goblin ass! And…

It’s over! Evil wins Round 1! And they are celebrating. Look at that showboating: “What’s my name? What’s my name?” How about “Poor sportsmanship!?” We’ll be back after the break for round 2.

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