Flood Damage T-Shirts and a MYSTERY PROJECT!

March 4, 2005 at 5:15 pm (Uncategorized)

Hello, friends, enemies, and general well-wishers!

Just a quick update to let you know that the site has been updated! I finally found time to put a little bit of new content up, including a new play in the other stuff section, and some brand new merchandise! Flood Damage now has some seriously cool t-shirts, and they’re for sale to you lovers of depravity and chaos for only 18 bucks (plus 2 bucks shipping). They’re super high quality (100% combed cotton, and form fitted) so you’ll look extra spiffy!

Some of you who live around here may have seen them: “I make girls scream, ask me how!” in blazing white on the front of a black T. On the back, the Flood Damage logo along with the sillouhettes of several young ladies looking for screaming.

Buy one here:

https://www.paypal.com/xclick/business=flood%40gerbilprobe%2ecom&undefined_quantity=1&item_name=Flood%20Damage%20%22I%20Make%20Girls%20Scream%22%20T%2dshirt&item_number=FDT%2d001&amount=18%2e00&no_shipping=2&cn=Comments%3f&currency_code=USD

This shirt is also a great conversation starter. “How do you make girls scream, exactly?” someone might ask you. “A good question,” you’ll reply, “Actually, there are several packages I offer. I could chase you around an amusement park wearing a spooky mask, or perhaps take you on a roller-coaster?” The conversation is sure to take off from there, right?

Also, some news about a strange mystery project called Naked Seconds… everyone’s gonna want to read about this one…

Check everything out, and let me know what you think!

Much love,

michael rose (flood damage)
flood@gerbilprobe.com
http://www.gerbilprobe.com

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